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Your stomach’s getting bigger, along with your thighs and bum
And although the big bum thing’s in right now, you’re feeling rather glum
Nothing seems to fit you, you cannot see your toes
Your hormones have sent you mental, you’re ready to explode.
Your boobs are growing rapidly (I think you like this part)
You spend each hour at pregnancy yoga – just trying not to fart.
It seems like pregnancy is taking forever, but believe this much is true
Before you know it, the baby will be here, and you’ll
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be a mummy too
Your bags are packed and ready, your excited to say the least
You’ve packed a million brunch bars, and a marmite-monster munch feast.
Don’t bother planning labour, it won’t be anything like you planned
Take the drugs they offer, and keep the gas and air to hand
Motherhood is amazing, you’ll be great at that part too
Time goes so quickly so enjoy it! They’ll be a teenager soon!
Pregnancy is hard, but so worth it in the end
Soon you’ll have a beautiful baby and a
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brand new forever best friend.
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Kimberley Hughes - 18 Aug 16
Your stomach’s getting bigger, along with your thighs and bum
And although the big bum thing’s in right now, you’re feeling rather glum
Nothing seems to fit you, you cannot see your toes
Your hormones have sent you mental, you’re ready to explode.
Your boobs are growing rapidly (I think you like this part)
You spend each hour at pregnancy yoga – just trying not to fart.
It seems like pregnancy is taking forever, but believe this much is true
Before you know it, the baby will be here, and you’ll be a mummy too
Your bags are packed and ready, your excited to say the least
You’ve packed a million brunch bars, and a marmite-monster munch feast.
Don’t bother planning labour, it won’t be anything like you planned
Take the drugs they offer, and keep the gas and air to hand
Motherhood is amazing, you’ll be great at that part too
Time goes so quickly so enjoy it! They’ll be a teenager soon!
Pregnancy is hard, but so worth it in the end
Soon you’ll have a beautiful baby and a brand new forever best friend.
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