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MY NEW ADULT LIFE
In my head I still feel a little bit like the 15 year old school girl that bunked off school, got strangers to buy her cigarettes and wore New Look dolly shoes with a too tight shirt unbuttoned just to the point of flashing in public, and a rolled up mini skirt to school.
It also doesn’t feel like so long ago that I was doctoring my passports to try and get into nightclubs and pubs where I would order – what I
But I am no longer that teenage girl! Ten years has passed and I am now an adult, responsible for a small person. My priorities have shifted and all of a sudden I am happy to be a stay at home mum, something I’m fairly sure the 15 year old me would’ve been disgusted by.
I am not the 25 year old I once thought I would be. I don’t have a job, I’m not working my way up a good
Instead, I have a husband, a car, bills, a house, an Ocado account and a Boots advantage card. Part of me is elated that I am a cleaner, calmer person and that my car insurance is getting lower every year. I don’t worry about nights out, I like tea at night and own far too much knitted wear.
My super skinny jeans and mini skirts have been replaced by tracksuit bottoms that are so much
Most importantly though, I no longer seem to care what people think about me. With a 30 odd year age gap between me and my husband, i am used to funny looks and comments, but now, instead of
Luckily for me some of my friends are also mums who have adapted (lost/misplaced) their social lives and skills due to their new role, and so turning up to meet them looking like a meth addict, being late or cancelling is not a problem, and the nod of mutual
With my non-mummy friends though I feel a pang of guilt that I can’t just leave the house whenever I want and meet them. I can’t meet them on my own, and even if my daughter Savannah is welcomed, they will see as much of my boobs as they do my face.
And Savannah may not want to be cuddled or played with, and she may take all of my attention away from the conversation, or scream for an hour straight just for fun. And my tea may go cold. And I won’t be going out for wine anytime soon, and girlie holidays
So this is where my being an adult has clashed with my being a mum. The few things I did enjoy about becoming an adult before are now in direct conflict with this small person that is attached to me almost 24 7.
I have compiled a list of things I have now embraced about my new adult role (which I never thought I would).
1. I wear a backpack: now admittedly this is no year 6 backpack! It is a lovely number from Whistles that Ian got me for Christmas. It fits our (me, Savannah and Ian) entire lives in it and
2. Advice: What’s that you say? You once met a child and feel that you are now on a level with Robert Winston? Super! I would love your advice; please give it to me, and do make sure that it’s as longwinded, irrelevant and patronising as possible. CHEERS!
3. Food: I rarely get to eat a hot meal, and when I do it is cut up
4. Sleeping: I have come to accept that sleep deprivation is my reality now. I try to cover it with make up but underneath my face will tell you how little I have slept. To the naive pre-pregnancy me who thought that I didn’t sleep well, man up!
5. Elevators and stairs: I can’t just run up the stairs of escalators in the supermarket or car park anymore, I must take the lift with the buggy. And that means dealing with total arse holes who don’t need to be in a
6. Leaving the house: I have got better at this, but I am still nowhere near organised when I leave the house. I leave the changing bag in the car as it is less to carry down the four flights of stairs. I tend to walk around the house quickly cramming things like stuffed bunnies, teething gel and phones into my coat pocket only to get downstairs and realise I’ve forgotten my keys or sunglasses.
7. One handed typing: This is ok for me, it enables me to keep contacting people and writing this blog
8. A different type of liquid life: I’m not talking about wine and the adult drinks I used to have. No, this is the sick, dribble, poo, pee and milk life that I now seem to be in the middle of. One or two of these liquid delights will make its way onto, or
9. My hair: It took me years to get my hair to be this long, and yet now it lives in a bun on top of my head as otherwise it is pulled and or chewed by small child. It’s a shame as being pregnant with her made it grow this thick and long and it was all for nothing now. It is starting to fall out anyway, but the clumps I find in her hands don’t help. And I so rarely get to wash and dry it that even if I
10. Frump: As I am still nursing I am still wearing nursing bras which is a shame as they are so frumpy and uncomfortable. I also have to wear one to bed to avoid waking up in a Cravendale dairy, something I will be glad to put behind me when she does stop needing feeds at night.
I am more accepting of my flaws as a young adult because I know that I am a parent and so allowed to be a bit more scatty; but I can’t help but occasionally be envious by comparing myself to my
But the more I think about it the more convinced I am that this is the perfect adult life for me. I wouldn’t want to be dating or trying as hard to meet and keep a man as some have to, and although I don’t sleep a lot, when I do, I wake up next to a beautiful little girl and I can stay there past 8am as I don’t have to rush to
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