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Pour Patrol…

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Bedtimes done, bedtimes done, best make mine a double,
Whenever stories are finished, and in their beds they lay,
Merlot and her tasty friends will come and save the day,
Pinot, Vodka, Gin, Lager, Rose, Fizz, yeah,
They are on the way!

Bedtimes done, bedtimes done, the plugs swallowed the last bubble,
Grown up drinks, put your feet up, best make mine a double,
No glass too big!
No reason too small!
Bedtimes done, we’re on a roll!
So here we go bedtimes done whoaa…
Time for fun whoaaaa…
Zzzzzzzzzzzzz.

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Pour Patrol…

- 6 Nov 17

Bedtimes done, bedtimes done, best make mine a double,
Whenever stories are finished, and in their beds they lay,
Merlot and her tasty friends will come and save the day,
Pinot, Vodka, Gin, Lager, Rose, Fizz, yeah,
They are on the way!

Bedtimes done, bedtimes done, the plugs swallowed the last bubble,
Grown up drinks, put your feet up, best make mine a double,
No glass too big!
No reason too small!
Bedtimes done, we’re on a roll!
So here we go bedtimes done whoaa…
Time for fun whoaaaa…
Zzzzzzzzzzzzz.

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