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Pre-birth poem

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“Im begging the pardon of my lady garden

For the carnage thats about to happen

You see, between you & me, theres been consistency & we have followed a regular pattern

But as youre aware somethings been there and its only coming out in one way

Though please dont get frightened as youll only get tightened and then we will be there all day

I know its just as scary for you my mary

but imagine what itll be like for me?

Lying aback opening my crack & completely unable to see”

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- 17 Mar 19

“Im begging the pardon of my lady garden

For the carnage thats about to happen

You see, between you & me, theres been consistency & we have followed a regular pattern

But as youre aware somethings been there and its only coming out in one way

Though please dont get frightened as youll only get tightened and then we will be there all day

I know its just as scary for you my mary

but imagine what itll be like for me?

Lying aback opening my crack & completely unable to see”

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Professional shambles. Wife of one, mother of one.

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