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Quote Of The Day (Not the inspiring kind…)
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Things my kids have said – a little glimpse into some of the special moments I’ve shared with my children…
* Does she have a vagina? (loudly referring to our middle aged cashier in Waitrose, Waitrose FFS)
* I can smell your stinky butt butt.
* Why do your boobs look weird when you bend over?
* Can you smell that? (followed by Beavis & Butthead laugh)
* When I run it makes me pump.
* If you do that again I will put you to bed! (so hilariously NOT a threat when said to a mother)
* F*ck this car park.
* I’m doing a wee (this particular
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gem was uttered while crouching above the grate at the side of the pool pulling her costume to one side during a mum & toddler swimming lesson)
* Why is that lady fat? (she wasn’t pregnant)
* When grandma was little and the dinosaurs were alive…
* Why do you put sweets in your mini? (‘Sweets’ = Tampax)
* I need a poo – now – before it arrives in my knickers.
* Look out suckers, coming through! (shouted by the angelic looking 3 year old on her scooter during the school run)
* Are you and daddy having a bed cuddle
* Why is that lady fat? (she wasn’t pregnant)
* When grandma was little and the dinosaurs were alive…
* Why do you put sweets in your mini? (‘Sweets’ = Tampax)
* I need a poo – now – before it arrives in my knickers.
* Look out suckers, coming through! (shouted by the angelic looking 3 year old on her scooter during the school run)
* Are you and daddy having a bed cuddle
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fight? (errrr not any more son…)
* 3yr old – ‘shit’ Me – ‘WHAT did you say?’ 3yr old – ‘I said I love you’
* 3yr old – ‘shit’ Me – ‘WHAT did you say?’ 3yr old – ‘I said I love you’
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