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That horrid summer job – uniform buying – for a tween
I’ve just completed the ninth annual trip to buy school uniform for my only boy. I’ll do the maths for you, he’s about to go into Year 8. Here are my tips to make it as stress-free as possible. (Disclaimer: I have no tips for buying for girls unless they just wear trousers!) I was laughing inside at the thought that uniform as an adjective means ”unchanging in form” but that in reality, no two children are the same and the uniform sizes in one shop don’t correspond with another. Hell, the sizes don’t correspond between styles in the
1) Stick to the same shop. For me that’s Marks and Spencers. Yes I know you can get a whole outfit for under £3 in Lidl, but buying it in M&S gives me a sense of buying quality clothes, just for him to trash doing the splits in the music room or playing football in the playground. But you hope the child will grow with the sizes, so if you start in one shop, keep to it.
2) Pay extra for non-iron. Don’t believe easy-iron, it’s not. You can just shake them out of the machine, hang ’em up and
3) Don’t think that trousers need to be over the shoe. The tween’s dad today said that his trousers were too short as they had to be over the heel of his shoe. The tween replied, ”No way, it’s not the nineties you know!” Who knew? Rocking that Michael Jackson look is in (even with white socks) so you may get away with the same pair and a spare for the whole year.
4) You can wash blazers in the machine. I’ve just
5) If your child’s lovely friends draw over your child’s ties, pen can be washed out of them. His dad told him to ring his dear mate and ask him to pay for a new one, after telling us that his bestie drew the Chad figure. We heard him reply on the phone, ”Tell your dad to just wash it out.” Annoyingly it worked.
6) My
7) Say each year, ”I’m sorry you won’t be able to find any skinny trousers as your amazing footballing calves and thighs do not lend themselves to tight attire.” Then wait until they’re much older and the trousers become more fitted. Then whoop with joy when your treasure can fit into a
8) Remember that however much you spend on uniform, it will be less than the cost of the flipping school shoes. I hanker for the Clarks days when a hidden toy in the heel could be a deal breaker. Now it’s amazing that Nike do totally black shoes without a white tick…. good marketing. We have to choose between a £75 pair or £145 for a pair – the latter will also be
9) Do the shopping early on in the holidays to avoid the queues, but don’t feed them for the rest of the holidays in case they grow out of them. Keep those receipts – we’ve all been there!
10) When you think you’re done, remember that night that you haven’t even considered PE shorts. Bugger.