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And … CLENCH. It’s Christmas!

Time to doodle a rictus smile across your whole face and hit repeat on the Xanax prescription.

It’s all going to be great because you’ll find a top to wear that sparkles and you will dazzle people so much that they will notice neither your deteriorating sobriety nor the sick, snot and other wet matter that your offspring have been dispatching over you since Halloween.

Jingle Belles!

 

 

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- 9 Dec 13

And … CLENCH. It’s Christmas!

Time to doodle a rictus smile across your whole face and hit repeat on the Xanax prescription.

It’s all going to be great because you’ll find a top to wear that sparkles and you will dazzle people so much that they will notice neither your deteriorating sobriety nor the sick, snot and other wet matter that your offspring have been dispatching over you since Halloween.

Jingle Belles!

 

 

*See more goodness by Mrs Bovary here

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