close
SM-Stamp-Join-1
  • Selfish Mother is the most brilliant blogging platform. Join here for free & you can post a blog within minutes. We don't edit or approve your words before they go live - it's up to you. And, with our cool new 'squares' design - you can share your blog to Instagram, too. What are you waiting for? Come join in! We can't wait to read what YOU have to say...

  • Your basic information

  • Your account information

View as: GRID LIST

Things I Learned After #2

1
It is possible to love another little one as much as you love your first born.
This may take a little longer than it did first time round and that’s OK.
I am shoutier than I want to be.
I really can’t remember the last time my armpits, legs and bikini line we’re all smooth at the same time.
Breastfeeding can work and be amazing with #2 when it really didn’t and wasn’t with #1.
Coffee. Coffee. Coffee.
Watching your tiny children interact can make your heart melt.
Listening to your tiny children interact can make your brain
SelfishMother.com
2
melt.
Netflix. On the iPad. While cooking dinner.
Family who offer to babysit are precious. Family who offer to take your children overnight should be sainted.
OK, but it’ll have to be a quickie. Nuff said.
Synchronised nap time #lifegoal
YSL Touche Eclat can be purchased for under a tenner on eBay. Unfortunately still not with a paintbrush sized applicator.
It is well funny when the toddler teaches the baby to say poo and bum.
Lipstick is nice, blusher is necessary.
Internet shopping. Love a doorstep gossip with Dave from
SelfishMother.com
3
Yodel.
The baby doesn’t care if you have to get up early with the toddler, the toddler doesn’t give a shit if you’ve been up all night with the baby.
I am more honest, confident and accepting. I have a lot less time to worry about it…
Mum vest. Stretchy, tucked into your jeans/leggings, neutral colour – smooths everything out, keeps you warm and stops any unwanted belly flashing.
Now two people think I’m fricking funny. Awesome.
SelfishMother.com

By

This blog was originally posted on SelfishMother.com - why not sign up & share what's on your mind, too?

Why not write for Selfish Mother, too? You can sign up for free and post immediately.


We regularly share posts on @SelfishMother Instagram and Facebook :)

- 24 Oct 17

  1. It is possible to love another little one as much as you love your first born.
  2. This may take a little longer than it did first time round and that’s OK.
  3. I am shoutier than I want to be.
  4. I really can’t remember the last time my armpits, legs and bikini line we’re all smooth at the same time.
  5. Breastfeeding can work and be amazing with #2 when it really didn’t and wasn’t with #1.
  6. Coffee. Coffee. Coffee.
  7. Watching your tiny children interact can make your heart melt.
  8. Listening to your tiny children interact can make your brain melt.
  9. Netflix. On the iPad. While cooking dinner.
  10. Family who offer to babysit are precious. Family who offer to take your children overnight should be sainted.
  11. OK, but it’ll have to be a quickie. Nuff said.
  12. Synchronised nap time #lifegoal
  13. YSL Touche Eclat can be purchased for under a tenner on eBay. Unfortunately still not with a paintbrush sized applicator.
  14. It is well funny when the toddler teaches the baby to say poo and bum.
  15. Lipstick is nice, blusher is necessary.
  16. Internet shopping. Love a doorstep gossip with Dave from Yodel.
  17. The baby doesn’t care if you have to get up early with the toddler, the toddler doesn’t give a shit if you’ve been up all night with the baby.
  18. I am more honest, confident and accepting. I have a lot less time to worry about it…
  19. Mum vest. Stretchy, tucked into your jeans/leggings, neutral colour – smooths everything out, keeps you warm and stops any unwanted belly flashing.
  20. Now two people think I’m fricking funny. Awesome.

Did you enjoy this post? If so please support the writer: like, share and comment!


Why not join the SM CLUB, too? You can share posts & events immediately. It's free!

Mum to a kind soulful boy child and a crazy happy girl child. Married to a gorgeous workaholic. I love my friends, gin, shopping, being outside, bed, TV, cashmere, food and laughing...

Post Tags


Keep up to date with Selfish Mother — Sign up for our newsletter and follow us on social media