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30 Fun Questions to Ask Your Kids
If you
J: (various fart noises)
D: BEEP BEEP BEEP!!!
How would you change the world if you could?
J: I would destroy younger siblings
D: Everyone was a pig
What do you think you will do in the future and why?
J: Die, eventually
D: Buy a hovercraft
What do you know how to do that you can teach to others?
J: How to make a comic book
D: Well, I do know how to levitate!
If you could do anything right now, what would you do?
J: Go to The Fenn Bell
D: Eat grass
What makes you feel brave?
J: Bumblebees
D: Yellow snow
What is the best thing about nature?
J: Everything
D: Grass
What makes you so awesome?
J: I’m good at rhyming things with the word ‘time’
D: Me
Would it be fun to learn another language?
J: No. I’m already learning French I don’t need to learn another one
D: Spanish or Chinese
What are 3 things you want to do this summer?
J: Ride my bike, walk the dog, see a pig
D:
If you had a pet dragon, what would you name it?
J: Endy, after The Ender Dragon (from Minecraft)
D: Storm
And what would you do together?
J: Ride it to school
D: Play tag
If you joined the circus, what would your act be?
J: Lion tamer
D: Tight rope – I would hang on with my arms and do it!
What’s the craziest thing you’ve ever eaten?
J: Carrots
D: Carrots
If you could start a new tradition, what would it
J: Childrens’ Day
D: Minecraft Year
Who is your favourite book character?
J: Fing from ‘Fing’. Especially Baby Fing
D: Silky the flying cat from ‘The 13th Storey Treehouse’
If you had to give Mum and Dad new names, what would they be?
J: Big and Small
D: Clock and Watch
What do you look forward to most about being a grown up?
J: Finally being able to buy whatever I want
D: Being a beekeeper and building Bee Central
What do you enjoy doing with me?
J: Going to
D: Everything (aww)
What is the best animal and why?
J: Tiger shark – it eats everything and if you had one you could use it as a bin!
D: Humans – because of you (double aww)
What makes me sad?
J: Dylan throwing a tantrum!
D: One of us getting hurt
What makes me happy?
J: Mother’s Day
D: Us!
How strong is Dad?
J: Rhino strong
D: Car strong
How many kids will you have when you grow up?
J: None – I’ll have a dog and some
D: 20 million!
What mode of transport will you use when you’re a grown up?
J: Hoverboard
D: Smart car
What does the fox say?
J: Save the planet
D: Eat grass
If you wrote a book about your life, what would it be called?
J: It would be called ‘Don’t Read This Book’
D: Dylan
If you had to leave home right now, what 3 things would you take with you (excluding people and pets)?
J: Plane tickets, loads of money, my tablet
D: Snack cupboard, laptop,
And finally, what is the meaning of life?
J: (long, long pause and…nothing)
D: Grass