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An Expectant Society.

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If you wanna feel all woman
Better get some curves
Not so many that you look lazy
Just enough to please strangers
If you wanna feel all woman
Better be silky smooth
Like the day you arrived
From the womb
Ya know…tick tock
Because you’re maternal right?
It’s not like ambition can make you whole!
But hey, that needs a stopwatch too
Because it’s fast and light
Like testosterone lacking paychecks
Or sex tip free copies of Cosmo
Are you performing well in bed?
Do you give head?
Maybe you just need a filler or two
Look less like
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you
If you wanna feel all woman
Raise your heels
Maybe skip some meals?
You could just shake
Those feelings away
Or secrets
Only a worldwide campaign
Can set those free
If you wanna feel all woman
Hold tight…
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An Expectant Society.

- 6 Nov 18

If you wanna feel all woman

Better get some curves

Not so many that you look lazy

Just enough to please strangers

If you wanna feel all woman

Better be silky smooth

Like the day you arrived

From the womb

Ya know…tick tock

Because you’re maternal right?

It’s not like ambition can make you whole!

But hey, that needs a stopwatch too

Because it’s fast and light

Like testosterone lacking paychecks

Or sex tip free copies of Cosmo

Are you performing well in bed?

Do you give head?

Maybe you just need a filler or two

Look less like you

If you wanna feel all woman

Raise your heels

Maybe skip some meals?

You could just shake

Those feelings away

Or secrets

Only a worldwide campaign

Can set those free

If you wanna feel all woman

Hold tight…

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