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Day Two:
This half term I’ve tried to split my time with the boys so that they’re in Holiday Club or Nursery on different days and I get one on one time which each of them. Bubba loves going his After-School Club which is where Holiday Club is and usually kicks off when we collect him on an
This morning the whooping started at 6.30am – just as I’d got downstairs and turned the kettle on. Every morning I attempt ‘Stealth Ninja moves’ to get downstairs, avoid the creaky top step and turn the alarm off before waking Bubba. Usually a second after I’ve pressed in the code I hear the thud of his feet hitting bedroom
Today the whooping was accompanied by a sound very similar to a screeching monkey and it was loud. Very loud. Squeak had been fast asleep but once the zoo noises started I saw my gentle wake up running for the hills and not taking me with it! I had an unregulated Bubba screeching and whooping and Squeak yelling ‘Morming Mumee’. I’m awake!
Getting ready to leave I was told several times, ‘There’s nothing in my bag, don’t look in my bag as there’s nothing in my
So Bubba had been searched and sorted, Squeak has had his coat put back on twice after stripping himself (helpful), lights are off,
Bags down, back in the house. The living room floor will have to do. Strip him, change him, all the time he’s shouting, ‘No Way!’ and trying to wriggle from me. I’m wrangling Squeak whilst trying to keep an eye on Bubba to make sure he’s not taken the opportunity to stuff his pockets with
Lets start again! You think…. Halfway to the bus stop, as I still can’t walk far due to damaged, painful back, Bubba decides his trainers hurt and he sits down. C’mon! Really? Am I going to get anywhere today?
I try telling him, as I do every morning, that he needs to put them on properly and not just stuff his toes in and wriggle his foot until it’s kind of in. Nope, not happening. He’s making a feeble attempt to loosen his trainer and then yelling ‘Look, look it hurts. These don’t fit, they’re the wrong size.’ Suddenly
I march back to the house, Squeak trailing behind me now shouting ‘Buss, Buss!’ He’s the relatively sane one of us, he must wonder what we’re doing most mornings.
Right. Nappy clean, clothes on, Lego and tat gone, trainers changed. Can we please get off our road now?
Once we’re at the bus top.. sorry this
‘I really wanted to play with LEGO’ (This is said with really good dramatic miserableness).
‘Well ask the ladies at holiday club then’ (I thought this a pretty reasonable thing to do).
‘No I can’t,
‘Well ask to play with LEGO then’. (Haha I think, problem solved. Easy)
‘No, we get to play what we want and I mostly want to play football’ (Argh)
‘Well Bubba, that’s your choice’ (I’m really trying to be therapeutic, but I want to hit my head on the bus shelter).
‘But I want to play with LEGO’ (The whine is coming..)
‘That’s your choice then, you can’t play both’ (oh how wrong can I be?)
‘Actually you can, I can have some LEGO and play with it whilst I’m playing
Now I didn’t say it but in my head I replied ‘well you just do that then’
As usual he strutted in to Holiday Club without a backwards glance. In my Grans day she’d have said ‘I didn’t get a kiss, a cuddle a kiss me arse or nothing’! I try not to say arse to the boys tho but it is in my head.
I thought once I had just the one Little Prince the day would start to look up, yet again how wrong can I be? I took Squeak into the city centre on a bus, as he loves buses and I’m being nice to him. I’m being a lovely Mummy and
First shop we go in, just as I’m looking at something, he grins at me and does the mother of all poos whilst rearranging a diary shelf.
They’re plotting together aren’t they? I’m onto them for tomorrow – my only day with both of them together! Can’t wait!!